More memorable contributions by Gen. George Patton
The March 13 Metro article on Gen. George S. Patton Jr.'s heroics in World War I, “Patton and the 'great war',” described his exploits at the Battle of the Bulge in World War II as his “finest hour” and the “sublime moment of his career.” While this ...
Patton Oswalt can't punch up Mike Huckabee's shitty jokes
Mike Huckabee is the right wing's most prominent purveyor of hateful and godawful Twitter jokes. So in an effort to see whether anyone could make these even mildly funny, Jimmy Kimmel enlisted Patton Oswalt to give them the stand-up treatment. The ...
6 Things to Know About Quinton Patton
In Patton's rookie season with the 49ers, he flew from his home state of Tennessee to San Francisco on his own dime to workout with the team prior to rookie minicamps. However, the fourth-round pick never made it to the facility. He had to turn around ...
Margaret 'Pegy' Balis Patton, 70, longtime Brookside volunteer
New Jersey Hills
Margaret “Peggy” Balis Patton, 70, of Mendham Township, passed away on Saturday, March 11, 2017, after a long illness. Born on Oct. 17 1946, in Philadelphia, she grew up in Gladwyne, Pa. She attended The Shipley School in Bryn Mawr, Pa., and was ...